Wii Pom Poms

How far can a game console go on creating unnecessary accessories?  Some available accessories are the standard Wii Wheel, Wii Zapper (the one that looks like a 2 handed gun), and the Wii Perfect Shot Gun (looks like a 9mm gun).  Some accessories are just mind boggling to even buy.  Such as the Thrustmaster Glow Saber, which is just the end of a  Star Wars light saber with the Wii controller inserted into it.  This is one step closer for the Star Wars audience to purchase these unnecessary items just to please themselves that they are almost a black belt in Jedi Powers.  Another invention that actually has a game similar to DDR is the Wii Pom Poms, as shown above.  This unnecessary device allows for complete idiocracy when handling with pom poms! Now you can feel like you were the popular, skinny cheer leader in high school while pom pom’ing to your favorite song!  Some more inventions for the Wii accessories are the Wii Sports Pack, which involves the Baseball Bat, Tennis Racket, Golf Club, Fishing Rod with spin cast reel, Ping pong paddle, and Pool stick.  These retarded plastic replica’s on a stick makes the video game audience believe they are actually playing the game.  Is this what we are coming to?! To play virtual games to simulate playing a real sport.  If so, then i see The Sims being a hit on the Wii.  The Wii should also invest in a virtual lawn mower, vacuum, walking-the-dog leash, and a desk, so you can virtually pretend you are going to class.  On a second thought, Nintendo should invest in creating the Wii Beer Can, Wii Shot Glass, and Wii Condom while they are at it, to attract the college students of today.  On a positive note, the Wii should have the Wii Shoes, so you can virtually walk around in your own home!

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