Today, an 18-year-old’s parents discovered that the clever bastard drew a 60-foot penis on top of their mansion. It was saluting the sky for a year.

In celebration of this explosive news story, here are pictures of penises that have randomly popped up all over the place (namely, Google Images).

Full mast on the rooftop of Plano Senior High School in Texas. [source]

Looks like the early bird catches the worm. [source]

Greeting visitors in San Francisco. [source]

Text version. [source]

Bigger, Longer and Uncut. In color. [source]

Coming soon. [source]

Sucks to be alone. [source]

Looking a bit stiff. [source]

Penis mutant. [source]

Classic penis. [source]

Movie synopsis. [source]