Using Twitter APIs, this webpage can calculate how big your e-penis is.  Ours measures in at a lame 19.84cm while Mr. Rose erects to a HUGE 29964.19cm.  No wonder why all the ladies are hot for his junk.  And all this time I thought it was because of his rugged look and geeky sense of humor.

2 Responses to “How big is your e-penis?”

1. Stompalina Jenkins says:

   March 21, 2009 at 8:17 am

   I have an eVag… and it is tiny. Thanks for keeping the chicks in mind.

   Reply
2. jamie says:

   March 21, 2009 at 8:46 am

   girls can have e-penises, too.

   Reply