How big is your e-penis?

Sat, Mar 21, 2009

Using Twitter APIs, this webpage can calculate how big your e-penis is.  Ours measures in at a lame 19.84cm while Mr. Rose erects to a HUGE 29964.19cm.  No wonder why all the ladies are hot for his junk.  And all this time I thought it was because of his rugged look and geeky sense of humor.

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2 Responses to “How big is your e-penis?”

  1. I have an eVag… and it is tiny. Thanks for keeping the chicks in mind.

  2. jamie says:

    girls can have e-penises, too.

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