maybe it’s because i dont have a penis, but this advertisement for Quizno’s, does not make me want to eat a sub. but whatever. sex sells right, especially to perverts.

do i need to even explain the video? well for those who want to hear it, they are simulating a blow job. for those of you who have never gotten a blow job, well here you go. its almost like it….except for the biting down, chewing, and eating part……

from now on you can associate a Quizno’s sub with poop eating Germans……mmmmmmm……….a chocolate covered meatball sandwich…..

i have to wonder though, did those models (are they even models?) perge the sub that they swallowed  after the shoot? if i were them, i would of.