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Dear Jamie,
I can’t stop masturbating. I can’t control it. I can’t seem to keep my hand from getting towards my you-know-what whenever I get aroused. This usually happens whenever I look at your picture. Can you be a doll and help me out? Can you do it for me?
Signed,
anxioushands
Dear anxioushands,
No.
Good luck, Geek.
Jamie
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