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Sun, May 3, 2009

Geek Counseling: The Dirty Pantie Sniffer


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Dear Jamie,

I have a kind of embarrassing question. I’ve been doing this since I was really young. Well, my little sister is in high school right now and she is really popular. She’s a cheerleader, has lots of friends and a lot of guys chase after her. I think you might know where this is going?

She is probably the prettiest girl that I’ve ever been face-to-face with. We have a good relationship. She is nice to me and sticks up for me when her guy friends start talking shit. But I think she might think that I’m a loser.

So anyhow, when I know that she’s out for a long time (like a party or something), I go through her laundry and I sniff her dirty panties. I’ve never been with a girl before so it’s the only way I can smell pussy. It’s not like I want to have sex with her or anything, it’s just that I am curious of what the vagina smells like. Is this normal?

Thanks,
Sniffles


Dear Sniffles,

No. That is not normal. But do you care to share any pictures of your sister?

I don’t mean to discredit you, but this situation sounds oddly familiar.

However, if you really mean it, do not tell ANYONE about this. It will ruin your life. Try to find some self-control with the pantie-sniffing. Perhaps you can try replacing your sniffing need with another sniffing need – for example, every time you want to sniff your sister’s dirty panties, maybe you can sniff some delicious cupcakes instead.

Good luck, Geek.
Jamie

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