Whilst meandering across the interwebs, I found to my surprise that Steven Seagal – the legendary martial arts, ass-kicking, Japanese-infused American actor – has his own energy drink called Lightning Bolt!

The all natural 100% juice HERBAL energy drink with no added sugar!

What’s unique about this little cocktail is that it’s 100% fruit juice, none of that nasty taurine glow in the dark stuff – just totally natural ingredients. Here’s the blurb:

When Steven Seagal finished creating a drink that holds untold natural power, there was only one equivalent in nature – The Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt. Both mysterious and powerful, it’s a symbol of the untold energy the earth has to offer- Such is Steven Seagals Lightning Bolt energy drink.

Get your chops round this!

Amazingly this incredible drink, available in Asian Experience and Cherry Charge, can be purchased from Wal-Marts, 99 Cent Stores and even the official Steven Seagal store! You, too, can chug the juice of Mr. Seagal himself and may even be able to harness the awesome power of lightning bolts, just like this kid:

Beat that Gatorade!