
Really Burger King? Did you really need to do this to get peoples attention? Oh, wait. It got mine. Dammit! If this is their ad for the 7 incher, im glad that dont have the $5 foot long.

Straight Pimpin'
Ok, we aren’t professional copywriters, but here were some suggestions that we came up with for this ad’s copy:
- Put the King’s Super Seven Incher in your mouth and you’ll end up with some of his thick and hearty sauce everywhere.
- You’ve seen his Super Seven Incher, now the King wants to play a game called ‘Just the Tip.’
- The King knows you’ll like his Super Seven Incher… it just tastes better.
- This King’s new Super Seven Incher, you can’t take it in with a closed mouth.
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one can argue that there are more than seven penis jokes here.
we could have came up with more jokes if bk had mc’d’s motto ‘im lovin it’