New Burger King Ad – Now with 7 Penis Jokes

Tue, Jun 23, 2009

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Really Burger King?  Did you really need to do this to get peoples attention? Oh, wait.  It got mine. Dammit! If this is their ad for the 7 incher, im glad that dont have the $5 foot long.

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Straight Pimpin'

Ok, we aren’t professional copywriters, but here were some suggestions that we came up with for this ad’s copy:

  • Put the King’s Super Seven Incher in your mouth and you’ll end up with some of his thick and hearty sauce everywhere.
  • You’ve seen his Super Seven Incher, now the King wants to play a game called ‘Just the Tip.’
  • The King knows you’ll like his Super Seven Incher… it just tastes better.
  • This King’s new Super Seven Incher, you can’t take it in with a closed mouth.

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2 Responses to “New Burger King Ad – Now with 7 Penis Jokes”

  1. jamie says:

    one can argue that there are more than seven penis jokes here.

  2. Chip says:

    we could have came up with more jokes if bk had mc’d’s motto ‘im lovin it’

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