Show your kids how much you hate them with this…

Mon, Jun 29, 2009

gamedr

Are you too lazy to keep an eye on your child? Don’t want to use your time or energy explaining to them the meaning of responsibility? Then here’s the gadget for you!!!

The GameDr is easy to use and ensures that you can keep watching Jerry Springer without having to get up and pay attention to your kid! Just plug the console into the GameDr and plug the GameDr into the wall and BAM! instant parent!

And you don’t have to worry about your kids changing the timer on you because it’s password protected. They’ll never figure out your genius password of 12345!

The GameDr works by cutting power to the console after the allotted daily time has been used up. Which of course will in no way harm the console. Cutting power to it randomly is highly recommended by the manufacturer. Dumb ass.

If your kids gaming addiction has gotten bad enough where you think you need a timer, save the $29.99 and just talk to the kid. If you can’t handle that then your parenting skills = Epic Fail!

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Chip - who has written 31 posts on Pixelated Geek.

Chip is just a sarcastic pain in the ass that loves to game. And your mom.

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One Response to “Show your kids how much you hate them with this…”

  1. That can also be sold as an electronic WIFE for all you gaming geeks!

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