So, think someone in your class or at work is a pervert? Let us look to the world of Anime for a possible easy solution to your wondering. Try to do something provocative and you will have your answer when they have THE EPIC NOSEBLEED. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Anime IRL.

There is no better and funnier way to show to the world that you are an epic pervert. Sure, guys get wood, but the epic nosebleed is unisex, meaning that no one is immune to its true test. Also, its so messy that you can’t sit down and hide your dirty thoughts in shame, no, it gets everywhere, resulting in some hilarious everyday events. Just imagine, think someone has a jonesing for you at work or at school? Try eating something in a provocative way and BAM! you have your answer. Someone get a mop!

Now I will admit that if this truly did happen in real life, I would probably be a victim of its test. I think everyone would once in their life. Still, I think that this would make everywhere you go a much more interesting place. That and everyone would have to always bring a change of clothing…and probably a towel.

For those who want to know an interesting re-use of the nosebleed, those familiar with the anime and manga series Karin (known as Tokyopop’s manga series Chibi Vampire) know the different use of the nosebleed. The use of the nosebleed not to show perversity, but as a main part of the plot. Yes, the main character Karin Maaka has an epic nosebleed when around her love interest Usui, and the only way to prevent the nosebleeds is to inject her blood into a human victim (she’s a reverse vampire). But enough of plugging an anime, if you are interested, check it out. I enjoyed it/am still enjoying it.

So real life would be spiced up with everyone’s nose gushing with blood and shame, but alas, it would be too messy, because everyone knows, everyone is perverted.

Kidding, but yeah, I’ve made my point.