Geek Counseling: Girls Making Out with Girls

Wed, Aug 19, 2009


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Dear Jamie,

why do chicks make out iwth other chicks? it’s super hot. would you make out with a chick?

Signed,
GODBLESSTHELESBIANS

Dear GODBLESSTHELESBIANS,

There are a number of reasons why females indulge in physical intimacies with one another. Sometimes we are curious. Sometimes we are more attracted to the female body. Sometimes we are simply not attracted to males. Sometimes we are drunk. Sometimes we are attention whores.

Other times, we would make out with other women so long as we don’t have to make out with tools like you.

Good luck, Geek.
Jamie

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I received my Bachelor’s Degree from the University of California, Berkeley upon completing irrationally rigorous levels of Sudoku. In pen. I pride myself in a variety of minor, personal nuances, including my animosity towards wearing pants and my adamant refusal to comb my hair. I have a steady level of accomplishments that strengthen my metaphorical "manhood": (1) I’ve completed Super Mario World in 13 minutes and 26 seconds, (2) I’ve squatted 135 pounds, and (3) I have to omit this pornographic tidbit for "professional" reasons, but you guys know the deal. I also like to cook and clean and my Internet only works in the kitchen.

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