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Mon, Aug 24, 2009

Geek Counseling: Having Sex with Your Girlfriend’s Clone


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Dear Jamie,

I fear the day we worry about such issues would be soon upon us. And i would like your opinion on the matter. But would you consider it cheating if you had sexual relations with your girlfriends clone? Hypothetically speaking of course.

Signed,
The Python

Dear The Python,

Seeing as how you’ll be packing your meat in the same exact holes as you normally would, I wouldn’t consider it cheating. She’s physically the same thing! However, unless the clones were doing the exact same things at the exact same time with the same exact reactions and same exact feelings – your girlfriend’s emotions will probably consider it cheating.

Take the safe route and go for a clone threesome. That way, everybody wins.

Good luck, Geek.
Jamie

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One Response to “Geek Counseling: Having Sex with Your Girlfriend’s Clone”

  1. Coheed says:

    What kind of clone are we talking about here? Like, a “put girlfriend in a magical chamber and out pops a carbon copy” clone or a “harvest cells and produce a genetically equivalent fetus” clone?

    If it’s the former I’d say it’s probably not cheating since they are, in effect, the exact same person. But for the latter it’s probably cheating because while they might be the same genetically they are likely very different people given different life experiences.

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