Dear Jamie,

Signed,
Ladies is Pimps TOO

Dear Ladies is Pimps TOO,

We would have to clearly define these terms before I can confidently confirm whether or not you are a slut. In my perspective, a “pimp” and a “slut” are on the same level, if not equivalent. Therefore, if you claim to be a “pimp,” I would also view you as a “slut.” I’m sorry.

But it’s not entirely based on your gender.

Were you expecting people to congratulate you? Think about it this way. If a video gamer says to another video gamer, “Hey! I just beat Justin Wong in Street Fighter 4! And then I went to Japan and beat Daigo and made him cry!” then he would easily be commended. If this same statement is said to someone who thinks video games are stupid, the same video gamer would be belittled as a geek (with a negative connotation).

We encourage others who have similar interests as us: (1) “You graduated from college? That’s awesome! I want to graduate from college, too!” (2) “You won the beer pong tournament? That’s awesome! I love to binge drink!” (3) “You got the job at the strip club? That’s awesome! Strippers are great and well-respected!”

Similarly, people with the same mindset as you will applaud your achievements – douchebags are proud of other douchebags.

Why am I claiming that they are douchebags? Because satiating physical needs is a very primal instinct. Of course most people would love to have sex with anything that walks, but more level-headed people know that doing such a thing would make one an animal, a beast. Humans have the ability to think rationally, which is perhaps why we don’t have sex with everything that walks. We are smarter than that.

Evolution has helped us in determining who the perfect partner is. More level-headed males subconsciously know that they don’t want to spread their seed (and much more, their resources) to just anyone – they want a female who would be a good choice for their offspring. And level-headed females know that they shouldn’t get pregnant for just anyone – they look for a man who can provide substantial security.

This argument could be negated with forms of birth control, but even birth control doesn’t claim to be 100% effective. Why would a smart person take a risk of having sex (and then possibly reproducing) with a dimwit?

On another note, taking advantage of others is a very douchebaggy thing to do. I don’t know many people who approve of that type of behavior and I’d go as far to say that it’s very much looked down upon.

But of course, everyone goes through this phase – “fuck relationships, single life is where it’s at!” And it’s expected. It doesn’t mean to say that you are doing something terribly wrong, it just means that you still have room to mature. It’s a life experience that you can only really get when you’re younger. So perhaps it is best that you’re enjoying yourself before you hit 35 and your vagina turns into sand. Just don’t expect to get too much respect out of it.

Good luck, Geek.
Jamie

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