Okay, so on a first date, the objective of the night is to usually impress the other person, right? Right…..well….maybe with the exception of a geek.

During the whole evening, Rico Suave over here impressed me by picking his nose, scratching his balls, and farting. You can say, our relationship was love at first fart. Oh, and did I mention, the mofo cried on our first date? Yeah, that’s right. Cried.

After escaping my father’s wrath, we headed to the movie theater.

He asked me what movie I wanted to watch, and I being the girl that I was, I suggested The Notebook…..maybe The Notebook wasn’t such a good idea…

It’s wasn’t that the movie was bad, it was actually great, sad but great. I got teary-eyed and a tear rolled down my cheek and all of a sudden I hear a sniffle come from beside me, and then the sniffles become deep breathing, and soon enough the deep breathing becomes sobs. I looked over to my right and who do you think was totally bawling their eyes out? My boyfriend!

From what I could see within the darkness of the movie theater, I saw a tear streaked geek trying to with all his will power to compose himself. I immediately whispered to him, “Are you okay?” And with a nasaley voice, almost like a child’s voice I could  barely make out a, “Yeah, I’m okay. (sniffle) It’s just so sad.”

At that moment, I knew this man was different….and maybe a pussy. Any girl would of probably bailed after that, but for some reason something inside me told me this would be interesting.

It wasn’t til Warcraft though, did I have the urge to bail.