Are you a forgetful boyfriend? Can’t remember to put important dates on your iCal on your mac or in the Calendar App on your iPhone? Do you forget to tell your girlfriend compliments?
Well worry not, dumbass, because “there’s an app for that.”
Introducing the Girlfriend Keeper app. This app, when turned on, can send compliments via text messages or emails to your girlfriend so you can go back to those other things that matter more. Depending on what you set your relationship level at, you can send messages like:
“I just drove by a brown barn and it reminded me of your eyes.”
“Did you know we started dating 37 days and 8 hours ago?”
Now, of course this is just a humor app. But it is real. If you really get this app for the purpose of keeping your relationship steady, then you are doing it all wrong, sir. But if you get this app and it really works on your girlfriend, please tell us by using the contact form on the right side of your screen.