tl;wr (too long; won’t read) - If your balls are big enough for Military Madness, there’s no need to scream about being in Sparta.

I. Overview

1. Game title: Military Madness: Nectaris
2. Publisher and Developer: Hudson Entertainment, Backbone Entertainment
3. Release date:  Summer 2009
4. Category: Turn-based strategy
5. Development stage: Available
6. Platform: XBLA, PSN, WiiWare

II. Analysis

1. Storyline/objective: Kill your opponent before your opponent kills you.
2. Target audience: Male. STRAIGHT UP TESTOSTERONE.

III. Interview/demo

1. Name of person: Morgan Haro
2. Title: Marketing Associate and Web Producer

IV. Thoughts

1. Self
   i. What I like
   - I kind of figured out how to play it without making myself look like a (complete) fool
   - Graphics were slightly reminiscent of retro gaming
   
   ii. What I didn’t like
   - Might be hard to get into if you aren’t already a fan
   - Seems more like a game to play while on-the-go (thank you, Military Madness: Neo Nectaris on the iPhone) or in-between other games

2. Target audience
   i. Positives
   - It’s brought back from the late 80s and early 90s
   - EXPLOSIONS, MAN
   - You can obtain the game straight from your couch
   - Multiplayer online mode available
   - Newer, updated cut scenes
   - While it’s your opponent’s turn, you can eat pizza
   
   ii. Negatives
   - Nothing too extremely new from the original series
   
   

V. Special Notes from Hudson

1. In addition to Military Madness: Neo Nectaris, other classic Hudson titles will be brought onto the iPhone: Knights of the Phantom Castle, Aqua Forest 2 and World RPS.
2. Why can’t Mario stop partying? “Because it’s always a good time. Why would you want to stop Mario?”