Ever wanted to dress up like your favorite ninja turtle and not seem like a total idiot that lacked a childhood?

Well our dear friends at Urban Outffiters will let you live out that dream.

For only 8 USD you can either cover your mouth and have sexy turtle lips (btw do turtles have lips?) or cover your head and have a fierce turtle stare. Either way, you are going to look like a badass, a badass fashion forward nerd. BOOM.