XBOX Live Punk Gets OWNED Posted by: Chris Toruno | Fri, Jun 25, 2010 Culture & Entertainment Share: You gotta feel sorry for this kid. Well, a little right? Tags: humor, Xbox Live Robert No. I don't have to even feel REMOTELY sorry for this kid. He — and all others of his eye-gouging, prepubescent ilk — should be sent away to military school. Not for the discipline. Just so they can get the living crap beaten out of them every waking moment of their pathetic, pointless lives. I'm GLAD that happened to him and he got slapped. XBox Live should make that a new punishment. If you're a douchey kid, you get slapped. Julian Weisheit Hmm… can we make it “if you're a douchey kid, you get castrated.”? This child is a whiny, pathetic moron, deserving of nothing less than a falcon punch to the rectum. Nonsuch tl;dr Robert Second.