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Tue, Feb 24, 2009
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25 Things about the Facebook list
Mon, Feb 23, 2009
I’m really tired of those goddamn lists that you have to read like they’ll say something important- but they wont. so i made my own. its probably still under construction but here is a general list-
25 things about the Anti FB list List
- whoever started these list things on facebook has officially done the nerdiest thing ever for several reasons.
- one of those reasons- internet peoplez, esp nerds(those guys your going to be working for in 2 years) love lists- be they linked, binary tree, or in a cold and frigid array.
- two- people that post these things about themselves apparently believe that other people care what they have to say- best Rick-roll ever
- three- they’ve fed the idea that everyone on FB likes to troll through lists like its fmylife.com
- now that that list within a list is done- we can get down to business
- High school is for bitches- going back anywhere sucks
- saying redundant and boring things is like taking a picture where everyone stands and smiles- NO ONE CARES
- if you’re going to make a list make it funny, interesting, or a seriously awesome fml moment
- please don’t say your likes and dislikes unless this is a list to your boyfriend so he knows what to get you for valentines day- which leads to number 10
- valentines day sucks- just so everyone knows- but for everyone whos not single- see my other rant for more info
- what you and your family do to you is your business- so pretty much everyone else probably doesn’t care- just so you know
- saying what you are glad for is cool- not going to lie- thankfulness is never bad
- in addition to that- places you’ve been, things you’ve done- unless they are out of the country or can make it to the front page of digg- should be scrutinized religiously
- saying what you love, is also acceptable- but don’t front like you’ve been there forever and a day- chargers and lakers fans know exactly what I mean
- favorite foods, and places- again, unless awkward, shouldn’t be mentioned. Come on, you’re competing on the place where the phrase “two girls, 1 cup” means far more than sharing a drink- keep that in mind
- views- religious, political, and otherwise should be kept in context- hating is never a bad thing when its polite and funny and always involves a positive view of Obama
- being discreet, sneaky, and otherwise general and broad in a comment is played out
- back on 17- either tell us exactly what happened or don’t mention it- you wanna be mysterious lothario
- saying one secret in a list means it isn’t really a secret
- secrets, just so everyone knows, are stuff you can only tell your BFF (that is, if you have a BFF, and if so- how is middle school?)
- and thus, secrets belong on postsecert.blogspot.com
- or fmylife.com if theyre really funny
- btw- people that use the series of periods not to create a pause but to separate a sentence… need to get shot
- it seems like the only people that dont make lists (the hot ones and ones you like) don’t make lists. thats probably for a reason EVERYBODY ELSE
- if you read this far, or that far on anyones list, you should probably get a job and get off of FB, slacker :P.
Happy Singles-Awareness Day
Sun, Feb 15, 2009
I’m at work. It’s Valentine’s Day- and I’m at work. It’s 02-14-2009 and everyone with girlfriends and boyfriends and people who want to be more than just friends are with their significant other. And I’m alone- at work. Hold on for just one second. Let’s do this from earlier in the week.
It’s the Friday before Valentine’s Day and Target is getting raided like the Bong-smoking Michael Phelps doll just came out. I’m here with my friend who is on a mission to buy a gift to ensure that when he spins his Ipod wheel to John Legend tomorrow he gets the green light from his girlfriend. Hold on again, let’s do this from earlier that day.
Rap != Sing
Mon, Feb 9, 2009
Rappers have come to dominate the music scene of our generation faster than a jones-ing Amy Winehouse finding a Jack Black-size pile of jelly beans. And I’ll be the first to admit that listening to Ludacris’ “One More Drink” was more than just a list of things not to do while drunk off of $3 coronas at the local Sevilla. But what I and the other music-loving, guitar-playing, and crazy about Blink-182 returning individuals are concerned with is the zealous abuse of the Auto-tune by everyone who now thinks they’re cooler than Stevie Wonder playing the drums. (thats right, youtube it.)
CBS.com sucks
Sat, Jan 31, 2009
Over here at pixelatedgeek we have an unofficial set of rules- our guidelines or eight fold path if you will, that have a fight club-like effect on the members of our dear little site- Rule 1. Get Money and Get Paid our second and our final rule- GET MONEY AND GET PAID. So you can imagine my dismay when I arrived at CBS.com to watch How I Met your Mother, expecting a Red Rider Bee bee gun only to find a child size bunny suit for Christmas. If twitter and Digg aren’t your normal sources of information, CBS.com does not host their shows on their website. CBS’s blatant disregard for rules 1 and effectively 2 leads to the conclusion that CBS.com is not a place for the internet community and ultimately to the idea that CBS.com sucks.
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Smart energy saving with Intel
Fri, Jan 9, 2009
Hello Pixel Geeks,
Kirby here coming at you from the mirage, taking a break from. The Las Vegas scene to talk to you about Intel’s new Mobile Processors, the Centrino 2. Intel had a consumer targeted laptop by Lenovo and I was lucky enough to get a clear explanation what this new mobile processor is capable of. The new system is much more powerful than any system with the original Centrino and is much much smarter and way more efficient with energy. What I mean is the the Centrino 2 system actually changes the hardware use and we can use more or less power depending on what application and how much power it would need. The model they had was equipped with an ATI mobile graphics card as well as with the integrated Intel graphics chip. So, when you start just browsing on say the internet or use a word processor, the system actually switches your system to only use the integrated graphics chip. But when you start to play more intensive apps, like games, it is smart enough to know that you would now need the ATI graphics card. Videos and more info soon. More scoops to come till then I’m kirby gnight!
New Intel Atom in Pocket Pc’s
Fri, Jan 9, 2009
Hello PG readers
Today we came across many many new and futuristic and sexy tech. The first thing we saw in the Las Vegas Convention Center was the new Intel Atom. This new much smaller and much more efficient CPU replaces the Intel system controller hub for the new various pocket pcs. Videos coming soon. This is kirby and jay at ces lv till the next post gnight!!
CES @ LV we made it..
Fri, Jan 9, 2009
Hello PG readers
We finally arrived no thanks to our fail passenger kevin d. I got my badge as seen in the photo attached. And now as as we walk to the LVCC( las vegas convention center ) we star our coverage!!!
CES. So it begins…
Fri, Jan 9, 2009
Hey kirby and jay here. It’s 4am waiting at a parking lot for the rest our UCR IEEE crew and here at riverside it super cold.. We are super excited an we have about 1.7 million sqr ft. of venues to cover!! So as our journey continues we will be posting and updating you live when we arrive!! So for now this is jay and kirby signing off.
Update: it is now 7 am and one of our passengers whose name will not be mentioned(kevin dieu from ucr) is a total fail at life he is the cause in which we are still stuck in riverside. His dumb@$$ locked him self out of his room. So it is apperent that we will not be leaving for CES no earlier than 9am. But my excitement for sin city and ces allows me to over look his f*cking retardedness.
Changing subject, according to the planners we have received there will be several celebratiea present and we will hopefully be there on time to cover them. Today CNET will be presenting the best of awards for ces and we will update with the results if and when we get there in time.
Ps kevin dieu of ucr = dumb@$$. So our apologies if our content for Fridays coverage is not sufficient. More updates as our first day continues..
Dolby pushes for 3-D at home
Wed, Jan 7, 2009
Do you ever recall watching a 3-D movie without the glasses? Wasn’t it blurry? Did you know that some major films had to convert their 2-D movies into 3-D ( ex. Harry Potter ) or from 3-D to 2-D for home releases ( ex. Journey to the center of the sun, and Beowulf )? Well, converting to and from 3-D for post-production can get costly and take time.
Dolby is already a game player in the 3-D cinema scene and is now targeting bringing 3-D entertainment to homes.
Dolby says it is currently talking with content providers about encoding its digital 3-D technology into Blu-ray movies. It declined to identify potential partners. The company is also working on getting its technology used in 3-D video games.
In its push into home 3-D, Dolby will face stiff competition in a nascent market. Many companies at this week’s Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas will be showcasing various ways to bring 3-D into the living room.
Eventually they want a standard where the distributions of the movies would be in 3-D but can be watched with or without the glasses clearly.
