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Rett

Rett Lucas likes a good handshake. He loves America. Therefore, he hates the French. One time he swallowed an entire bag of warheads. And it wasn’t the candy. He got in a fight with just his beard, he lost his sideburns but his mustache prevailed. I heard he wrestles bears, but is very kind to them once he wins. Check out some of his music at www.myspace.com/americanjoyband.

Top 5 Reasons I am (Cautiously) Excited for the Uncharted Movie

News about the upcoming Uncharted film has been surfacing as of late, and the interwebs are buzzing with cries of anger over various decisions.  I personally could not be more excited about the prospect of the upcoming movie.  Although some of the early rumors have led to some head scratching (Robert De Niro?), I think

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Top 5 Games of 2011

The new year is upon us, and that means we have a whole year to game before the Mayans return from outer space to harvest us for batteries to power their space dance parties.  And what a year we have to look forward to!  2011 looks like it is going to have an impressive slate

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Top 5 Characters Who Need to Calm Down

Gaming characters come in all shapes and sizes and all sorts of temperaments.  Some characters are as cool as they come.  But on the other end of the spectrum, we find some characters who just don’t know when to back off.  So here are my Top 5 Characters Who Need to Calm Down. 5) Bowser

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Top 5 Games That Will Get You on the Naughty List

The year in games is coming to an end, and I am sure that many of you have wasted countless hours riding horses, stabbing zombies, and, most of all, killing grunts.  While these games are all great fun, most of the hottest titles carry an “M for Mature” rating with them. Last time I checked,

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Top 5 Reasons You Should Be Playing Undead Nightmare

The VGA’s have come and gone, accompanied by the usual cries of “lame” from millions of gamers who get their hopes up every year.  However, I can’t argue with Red Dead Redemption winning multiple awards.  The game had everything you could ask for, fully embracing the challange of bringing the wild west to video gamers

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Uncharted 3 Announced

If you enjoyed Uncharted 1 and 2 (and I’m sure you did, lovely reader, seeing as you’re not a Communist), then get ready for Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception.  Details are sparse, but what we do have suggests that it will focus on Drake’s relationship with Sully and be set in the desert.  Check the video

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Top 5 Mistakes Your Grandma is Going to Make Shopping

The holiday season is just around the bend, and you are sure to get your fair share of bad gifts. Itchy sweaters, fruitcakes, and socks are always a drag, but there might be nothing worse than getting bad video game gifts. The ride from excitement town to disappointment city is never fun. These mistakes can

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Free DLC Coming for Monday Night Combat

Monday Night Combat is one of the greatest titles on Xbox Live Arcade and has earned a sizable following who can’t get enough bacon and juice.  Uber Entertainment is looking to reward loyal fans with some free DLC dropping on 1 December.  The DLC pack, named “Spunky Cola Special,” will include a new crossfire arena

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Top 5 Games I Haven’t Beaten

I love video games. I love playing them, reading about them, and talking to other people about them. Unfortunately I don’t have time to beat them all. Sometimes I don’t even have time to beat the big ones. I’m talking the AAA titles that everyone will be talking about. I know I am not alone

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