I am assuming they were trying to copy Heidi Klum.

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Sorry to BREAK it to you, girls. But you ain’t no Heidi Klum.

Besides the fact the girl almost cracks her skull open, what I find so ridiculous is how her friend tries to help her by making her lay on the towel. As if that thin piece of cotton would make the hard wood floor any softer or the pain radiating through her skull go away. What a friend….

Lesson learned, Kids: Leave it to the professionals.

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Good job, China. An invention that all of us geeks can behind. An inflatable bra that can make breasts look bigger for a sexier cleavage.

Two equally “hot” slave Leia’s sun bathing while between takes on Jabba’s Sail barge.  Jabba is such a pimp.

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A solution to a problem that I didn’t know existed is now available, Glow in the Dark Lingerie. Stealthily looking like a normal set (as you can see above), it’s not till the lights go down that they reveal their true colours. Available from an Australian (who else?) company, LuminoGlow, the results are pretty neat considering they don’t look like something a geek drew up and they require no batteries unlike GPS lingerie. Whether these will go down a storm, or shine through a top in a club, remains to be seen but if you’re in the market for a little Glow in the Dark fun to go with your starlight ceiling and retro-larva lamp in the corner then head on over to LuminoGlow and get yourself a set like those below.

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Every geek or at least gamer out there has seen and followed the transition of the infamous Evony ads out there.  The transition started from medieval graphics and characters to busty women wearing very revealing cleavage tops.  It obviously showed how desperate the people behind Evony were. Now, they have just reached the 2nd to the last step of asking for clicks from gamers around the net.  Using women in bikinis stock photo from iStockphoto.com to promote their medieval Age of Empires type game. The new ad has NOTHING to do with what they are promoting, except for the logo.

Dear Evony.  You’ve already tarnished your name enough. Give it up. No one is going to play your game.

Well the MCM London Expo is over for this year and the long wait till May 2010 is upon us. It’s been a decent outing for the London Expo, which has expanded in size and seen more games attention than ever before, including the unveiling of the Operation Chastity Warthog! But before we go, here’s a little wrap up in pictures for you to browse. We’ve got cosplay galore, the good, the bad and the down right sexy. So what are you waiting for, hit the jump and see what you missed.The Good (yes that idiot with the Ghostbusters is me, sorry I just couldn’t resist)

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The Hot

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and finally The Not (fair play to them though, you wouldn’t catch me dressed up like that)

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[Photo credits to Ben Smith]

Here are the photos that we tried to upload during the weekend of the show. But as you read from Bill’s articles, the internet was non-existent due to a lame hotel and internet problems at the con. Also, there were hardly any cosplayers and/or booth babes to take photos of. Nonetheless, here they are. Enjoy them past the break.

Again, big thanks to the GameX staff for a kick ass event.

Cosplayers

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Booth Babes

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Around the Show Floor

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There wasn’t much booth babes at day one.  Some were meh, some were ok, and one is a car. No, seriously. That car is sexy fine. Check out all the photos past the break.

Yea. Not sexy.

The sexiest booth babe of the day

This Booth Babe can kick your ass.. in American Gladiators

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For the 1st annual Long Beach Comic Con, I was really impressed by the turn out.  Sure things were a little bit more low key and amateur than San Diego Comic Con, but again, this is their first year vs SDCC having 40 years.  So, congratulations to the Long Beach Comic Con staff for creating a very relaxing and more down to earth con.  I enjoyed it and hope to be coming back for years to come. And now, on to the costumes and cosplayers.

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Back in May, Esquire was the first magazine company to use a high resolution video camera for their magazine’s cover photo shoot.  What they did was record Megan Fox wiggling around in her underwear and choose one single frame to be the cover shot.  For this month’s cover, they hired an even sexier (and better actress) than Megan Fox.  How much sexier? Well, lets just say that a 3k resolution Red Camera wasn’t enough to contain Kate’s sexiness. Esquire had to buy a 5K resolution Red Camera. If your eyes can handle that much sexiness, press play on the video above, or go past the break for the cover photo.

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