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Will Smith is…The Prince of Persia

Raul Valle — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 06:53:21 +0000

Well, the Prince of Persia movie hits theaters in a couple of months and, regardless of whether people consider that to be a good or bad thing, you gotta love the internet for knowing how to make us laugh.

[via Reddit]

Super Mario Bros Toast

Rett — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:00:34 +0000

So for you readers out there who might have been reading an article of mine and thought, “Hey, that guys seems cool. I bet we could share a slice of pizza” I have some sad news. I have an allergy. It is called Celiac disease. Basically it means I can’t eat anything with wheat in it. This includes flour. Which is in everything you bake. Or fry. But even I can appreciate this Mario tribute. I am particularly fond of those bagel buttons. Now if only there was a Princess Peach next to him made out of……Tangerines.

Bowser's Breath=Toaster

Doritos iPad parody

Nelson — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:32:24 +0000

Doritos is the last company that would come to mind when making an iPad parody video. But then again, we should have seen this coming since Doritos is known for their viral commercials.

Click here to view the embedded video.

Can’t blame Doritos for trying to be as technologically advanced as Apple by just creating a bigger version of their original product.

Viral Marketing – Samsung Understands It

Nelson — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:57:34 +0000

To promote their new ST550 digital camera, Samsung has released a video that teaches kids how to take those sexy, gangster, cool, or emo photos. Even if your hideous looking, you too can use these same tricks that MySpacer’s have been using since they learned how to take pics of themselves.

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The Coolest Guy in the World

Rett — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:00:25 +0000

Believe it or not, it isn't this guy

This video simultaneously makes me laugh hysterically and stare in awe. How do people figure out they can do these things? Is it like swimming, when your parents lure you towards the deep end with promises of candy and puppies and then shove you in so they can nap in the pool chair? I just can’t wrap my head around it. When this guy watched Power Rangers he went outside and actually started flipping. I just kicked a hole in my door and tried to hide it with a Chipper Jones poster. However, if he truly wants to inspire me he needs to learn how to double jump like Sonic or Kratos. That would really be something. I guess that back-flipping in a chair will have to do for now.

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Admiral Ackbar as University of Mississippi Mascot? PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN

Robert — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:00:03 +0000

Apparently, the students of the University of Mississippi (a.k.a. “Ole Miss”) are mounting an assault against the second Death Star orbiting the forest moon of Endor. The reason? Because they’re choosing none other than the most famous Mon Calamari as their leader: Admiral Ackbar. Check out the link here. It turns out that in a recent poll, students would choose the squidly naval commander as their new school mascot, replacing the perhaps archaic Colonel Reb mascot who currently leads the spirit at sporting events.

I feel the students of Ole Miss are getting it right: what better way to connote leadership than the supreme military commander of the Rebel Alliance?! I know if it were me in the huddle seconds before the decision between the extra point and the potential two-point conversion that could turn the tide in the championship game, I would want to look over to the sideline and receive immediate guidance as to whether or not the defense was indeed forming a trap.

And, yes, of course I’m posting the clip:

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Wii Curling [Fail]

Nelson — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 05:36:10 +0000

Maybe playing Wii Curling on the air, from that camera angle was a bad idea. Ahh, morning news. Always trying hard for those precious rating numbers.

Here it comes…..

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Alice In Wonderland Tattoos

Chris — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:23:46 +0000

We here at pixelatedgeek enjoy tattoos. There is no limit to their creativity. Now I know all of us are looking forward to the release of Alice in Wonderland, but don’t you think this is a little too early? I mean, I can understand having tattoos of the original movie because that’s a classic. I don’t know about these though. What do you guys think?

Giggle like a little schoolboy – Fucking Windows (SFW)

Nelson — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:53:24 +0000

Hey look. It’s a finger going in a hole. Keke, keke. Oh, the power of CSS. You can make websites beautiful and oh so functional, but how knew you could make it dirty.

[via fucking-windows]

All war and peace are belong to us.

Robert — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:00:05 +0000

If you haven’t heard about Quirk Classics, that probably means you’ve been living under a rock on Mars for a while. These guys are responsible for the hits Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters. Well, the latest one to come out from Quirk is the hilariously titled Android Karenina. It apparently follows Tolstoy’s classic fairly faithfully… except that its lead heroine is not unlike Data from Star Trek. Personally, I am salivating in anticipation for this robot classic. Also, I’ve heard some craziness in the rumor mill about an Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. This book will combine two favorite things: emancipation and vampirism. How can you go wrong?!