I love the internet. Its amazing. I used to have to wait around for stupid things to happen at my school, or in my neighborhood. Now they’re presented to me EVERY day. Its like Christmas, only instead of cool things, we get stupid.
So, here’s a shout-out to IGN for supplying me with the target . . . *ahem* subject of this week’s Real Talk.
I know its hard out here for a pimp, but in this day and age, we largely have that covered with a combination of alcohol, sororities, dating services, and the Millionaire Matchmaker (NOTE: JOKE! I actually am quite fond of alcohol, know some lovely sorority girls who are very respectable, tolerate dating services, and well, The Millionaire Matchmaker sucks). And while the vast majority of gamers are actually fully functioning adults with mouths that talk to people just fine, apparently the good ol’ guys and girls over at GameCrush have decided that we need their help. Badly. At playing battleship. With a girl in her underwear.