Well, not really. But I think this is as close to the end of this world as you’ll ever see in this game. Yes, on Friday, the opening day of Blizzcon 2009, they finally confirmed all the rumors were true.
World of Warcraft: Cataclysm is reality!

DeathWing is happy to be back, if you couldn't tell.
Well, not yet. But it will be. It seems we have finally pissed off and pissed on enough of the Old Gods that they’ve seen fit to unleash DeathWing into our world, forever shattering it’s geography, playing experience and allowing for a whole slew of jokes about DeathWing’s chin being a Jay Leno pop culture reference. But seriously, I couldn’t have a bigger bag of mixed feelings about this. Not mixed in the sense of what it will mean to gameplay and the WoW experience. Oh, no. Those will remain as polished and intense as we’re all used to, perhaps more-so.
My mixed feelings come in as more of a nerdy sadness. This is our world, WoWers! Am I the only one who remembers looking at screenshots of this beautiful environment since 2001? Of logging in for the first time in beta (Or release if you weren’t as lucky as me!) and just being stunned at the world we’d been given to take as our own? I’m sort of sad to see it all blown to bits, or in some cases, being given life where there was none before. I’ve spent a large chunk of my time most nights for the past 4+ years in this iteration of Azeroth. The concept of it being shattered is only slightly less shocking than if I woke up to a river of lava destroying the corner store that has provided me with way too many Mt.Dew and Ruffles over the years – Sorry, I don’t do Cheetos.
I suppose, though, that I’m more excited than anything. Because unlike a *real* river of lava outside my dwelling, the ones in WoW will prove to be fertile grounds for adventure, misadventure and aerial ganking! I can’t wait to explore all my previous environs, now shattered and destroyed. I can’t wait to see these new areas I’ve been waiting to loregasm over for years now. And most importantly, I cannot wait to see all the emo bastards leave the Horde, and go play their lycan… I mean, Worgen on the Alliance.
But how will I even worry about all these things with the sweeping changes to actual gameplay going on! So much is changing, so much of it for the better. A quick rundown… And I mean as quick as possible, because the new information could go on for pages and pages.
- Level cap raised to 85
- Two new races: Goblin for Horde, Worgen for Alliance
- Lots of new race/class combos. Gnome Priest… Tauren Paladin! Join the Argent Mooooosade today, kids!
- Eastern Kingdoms and Kalimdor utterly changed forever
- ^ Flying Mounts in these new areas. Woot. ^
- Mastery System put in place to remove bloat and un-fun from talent trees
- Removal of bloat stats on items, further streamlining boss loot tables. Defense, Spellpower and Attack Power all being removed as “Straight” stats and will all be derived from base stats now
- Hunters no longer use mana, but instead get an improved version of their pet’s Focus mechanic. (Think Rogue Energy)
- Rated Battlegrounds for Arena points. I bid a personal farewell to the Arena, one of the only features ever put into this game that I abhor.
- Tol Barad. WinterGrasp 2.0
- Guild Advancement. Take that, WarHammer Online! We stole your only fun feature
- Path of the Titans. Further character advancement at level 85
- New Secondary Profession: Archaeology
- Heroic Deadmines and Shadowfang Keep
- 100% brand new leveling experience from 1 – 60
- Countless other new Raids, 5 Mans and profession material, too much to list
Phew. Did I miss anything? I probably missed some things, but that’s bound to happen with the sheer amount of stuff included therein. This seems like more of a game overhaul than an expansion. I mean hell, in EQ, when they broke THEIR world it became EQ2: Terribad Adventures in MMORPG Making. In the coming weeks, I will without a doubt review a lot of this more in depth. Probably from a Lore and Raider perspective, mostly. That’s just how I roll. Perhaps I should have introduced myself at the beginning of the post. Meh.
Tzeriel, level 80 T8.5 Blood Elf Mage on the Earthen Ring server. Few 80 alts. WoW player since the dawn of the game. I’ve been a Warcraft fanatic since I was 12 years old and received Orcs vs Humans as a gift. Love Diablo and StarCraft as well, but not even close to the level of my Warcraft love.
TLDR: I cannot freaking wait for Cataclysm. World shattering events? Check. Radical gameplay overhaul? Check. Emo kids switching from their Blood Elves to their Lycans – I mean Worgen? Check, I hope. Watch this space for continued expansion updates, rants, raves, thoughts, hot dogs, murloc noises and other WoW related junk.
I can already see the Worgen newbie area now…

LOL LYCANZZZZZZ
~Tzeriel
