Geek girls, these are not. These are the type of girls that are fun to look at and watch.  But, if you actually try to have a conversation about web design, video games, or internets, I bet they would just twirl their hair and respond with “like, okay.” So, watching them read these lines is hilarious to me.  You can tell they don’t know WTH they are talking about.

Lonely guys everywhere rejoice! Stop spending your hard earned on Match.com or speed dating. Buy yourself a robotic girlfriend and be satisfied with a companion that you just just turn off when you’ve had enough!

Introducing EMA, the Eternal Maiden Actualization, a ‘big-busted, petite, and very friendly’ 15-inch battery powered saucy minx.

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Since Apple integrated age ratings for apps the door has been flung open to adult content on the iPhone. Whether Apple would actually allow an iPorn app is not known but Hottest Girls makes it’s shot at the FHM/Loaded/Maxim pin ups.

Bringing new meaning to the iTouch

Hottest Girls comes armed with some 2200 odd pics of ‘topless, sexy babes and nude models’ (the first app to include nudity according to the developer). The app includes a rating system to let the developers know what kind of female flesh takes you fancy for refreshing the library of pics and lets you save the pics to your camera roll to do what you will with them. So for less than a cup of coffee you can get what you really buy FHM for, not the cars, gadgets or the interviews, the women of course, in the palm of your hand.

The 17+ rated Hottest Girls is available in the App Store for $1.99 (£1.19).

[Via Macenstein]

UPDATE:

The app has been pulled from the App Store and according to the developers site it’s because they wholly under estimated the popularity of the app and their servers just can’t take it. Allen The Geek is insisting that the app will be back soon and that the grounds for removal from sale aren’t because of the adult content. Whether the app returns to the App Store with the content intact remains to be seen. Will Apple smite the slightly risqué app from it’s Store blocking it’s return? It will be interesting to find out whether Apple really has let any kind of content lose with the App Store age restrictions.

UPDATE 2:

Looks like Apple did indeed pull the app from the App Store. No porn for you young Timmy!

Apple will not distribute applications that contain inappropriate content. The developer of this application added inappropriate content directly from their server after the application had been approved and distributed, and after the developer had subsequently been asked to remove some offensive content. This was a direct violation of the terms of the iPhone Developer Program. The application is no longer available on the App Store.

Looks like it’s back to web apps for the porn industry, sorry you aint getting on Apple’s pride and joy.

For some strange reason, a bit more booth babes showed up today. Maybe exhibitors knew that the last day of E3 was the day to finally grab the attention of the regular attendee. None of the big name companies had anymore surprises or special announcements. Anywho, I bet you aren’t even reading this. If you are, thank you and enjoy the last collection of booth babe photos from E3. We will take more booth babe photos at our next event, the 2009 San Diego Comic Con in July!

Ubisoft Girl has GREAT teeth

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One of the eternal problems of women in skimpy clothing such as bikinis and those ludicrously tight (and often hidious) lycra leggins is the Camel toe. Suggestive ridges cause embarressment and often attract unwanted attention. Fear not women of Earth! There is an answer, the Cuchini! This woman only gadget slips into your bests to protect your dignity when you’re out sunning yourself.

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Raychul Moore will be a guest this week on PixelatedLIVE. She is the lead manager and site editor of GameGirl.com. You can also find her on GamerBabe.net. She’s also pretty hot:

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Have a question you’d like to ask? Ask away. All submissions will remain anonymous.

Dear Jamie,

Thanks,
Sniffles

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Have a need to game on-the-go? Typical portable gaming options too tame? Jeri of FatManAndCircuitGirl (a prototyping and hacks video blog) has her own spin on Geek Chique.

Using a flat panel screen, two Nintendo controllers, a purse, and her own custom circuit hacks she has created the Nintendo/C64 Purse! FMCG’s site provides a weekly show that covers many other interesting bits (no pun intended) of circuit bending and warranty breaking fun.

Check out her overview below:

[via Make via FMCG]

Sometimes a guy will man up and try to escape the Friend Zone. And usually, this guy flawlessly fails. Here is a small set of guidelines to follow upon being rejected:

1. Don’t hold a grudge.
Generally, it’s a terrible idea to feel animosity towards someone for not returning emotional feelings. For example, do not fucking watch her web show and act like a stupid little 5’3” bitch in the chat room. Holding a grudge will just push her further away, and you’ll never be able to re-establish your friendship.

2. Don’t try to be friends immediately.
It’s not going to work. Don’t ask me why. It just won’t. Just let the emotions settle down for a little bit. If she doesn’t think you guys should talk anymore, don’t push against it. You need to (seemingly) get over her before you can be friends again.

3. Don’t dwell on her.
Rejection doesn’t mean the end of the world. I know that she seemed like she would be a perfect girlfriend for you. However, you won’t be able to find out how many more perfect-er girls are out there if you spend all of your time crying about her.

4. Don’t try to get through to her through people close to her.
Since you guys aren’t talking to each other anymore, you become best friends with her little brother? Don’t do that. It’s so fucking awkward.

5. Don’t worry about it.
A relationship is impossible unless there’s a spark coming from both ways. It’s unfortunate that she didn’t feel the spark, but that’s just the way it is sometimes. It doesn’t mean that you’re an unattractive person, it just means that she didn’t see you in that kind of light. Chin up, soldier.

Someone definitely knows their target audience for this “product” >.>