The most bad motherfucker on the planet, Samuel Jackson, has his own soundboard iPhone App. For $1.99 you can get some classic one-liners on your iPhone. Available in 2 flavors, explicit or clean. But who would want the clean version anyway?

Any who, Today, the creators of this awesome app, Heatwave, has announced a contest for the best Samuel Jackson one-liner to be included in the app. All you have to do is fill out an online contest form with that one-liner  that you think trumps all other one liners.

Winner recieves an 8gig iPod touch, preloaded with said iPhone app, and a limited edition iSamJackson iPhone cover. To help get your brain thinking, I have inserted some classic quotes below.

Good luck to you all. Full press release after the break.

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You exactly have 5 days to figure out where the nearest Left 4 Dead 2 ad is and take a photo next to it. Why? Because Valve is hosting a contest that could win you a limited edition L4D2 Xbox 360 or a free copy of the game.

From the contest page:

Take a funny, interesting, scary or otherwise unique photograph of you or a friend in front of one of L4D2’s outdoor media placements (billboards, bus ads, etc.) and you could win a custom Xbox. All entries will be reviewed and judged by Gabe Newell, president and founder of Valve, so be creative!

All entries must be submitted by Sunday, November 15th.

So go out there and take photos! GL, HF. Full press release after the break.

[via L4D]

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Hey guy or girl.  Wanna be the cool kid on your block? You can by entering to win Rock Band 2 (for PS3 or Xbox 360, YOUR CHOICE!) and a four-pack of 3-day passes to GameX.  So, not only can you jam with your friend if you win.  You can also take them to one of the best video game expos in the east coast.

All you have to do is go to their Facebook page, Like and Share this post.  Winner will be chosen randomly.  It’s free to enter, so what do you got to lose?!

Do it now! – Enter here

Hey you! Yea you. Want to be the envy of your guild, clan, work place, or school? No? Then screw you.  But for those other people who said yes, we are giving away 2 codes that will let you play the demo of Brutal Legend 6 days before anyone else! I am also giving away the last 3 League of Legends closed beta codes and 2 Xbox 360 PAX09 Avatar Shirt codes. You in? Ok, good. Here’s how to enter:

• If you have a Twitter, tweet why your followers should start reading PixelatedGeek and post a link to the tweet in the comments below.
• If you have a Facebook, post a link to one of your favorite articles and tell your friends why you enjoy reading PixelatedGeek. Post that link in the comments below.
• If you have a blog, make a post saying why you enjoy reading PixelatedGeek.  Post a link to that blog entry in the comments below.
• If you have a MySpace, screw you.  I’m not accepting entries from a dirtier place than 4Chan.

Post as many links as you want in the comment section below.  I will count all the comments and randomly choose 7 winners at the end of today using Random.org. Good luck and thanks for spreading the love!

For the past 2 days I’ve acquired a lot of swag from the PAX show floor. Now, keeping all of this stuff would be nice, but I’d rather give it to our readers. Soon, I’ll be announcing how we will give this stuff away. Stay tuned!

If you love creating awesome geek-ish designs, Threadless.com, in collaboration with Microsoft, as the perfect challenge for you!

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You read right!  If you live in Canada and you’re a Beatles fan you will definitely want to get in on this…

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Are you going to be at PAX? Good for you! Are you going to be at the Intel booth at PAX? Double Good for you! Why is it double good? Because Intel (bummmmmm ba bum bu BUM!), is giving away dozens of Core i7 CPUs, gaming laptops, thousands of T-shirts and much more!

“But Nelson, I was late to buy tickets to PAX and now I can’t make it. *emoticon sad face*”

Worry not Loser Larry. Because you can still have a chance to win a Velocity Micro Edge Z30 Desktop (approximate Retail Value: $1,299).  All you gotta do is head on over to http://scoop.intel.com/intelcontests.php to enter the drawing.

“But Nelson, I never win anything. *emoticon whining face*”

Well, Whining William.  To enter the contest is free, but you must be over 18.  If you are over 18, stop whining and enter now.

Also, since we love our awesome PixelatedGeek readers, the first 10 people that leave a comment on this post saying why they love PixelatedGeek and Intel (bummmmmm ba bum bu BUM!) gets a free t-shirt with one of the 3 designs you see below.

Good luck everyone and see you all at PAX!

Do you love video games and wish you could make one of your own?

Do you have a lot of imagination and some free time?

Well Doritos and Xbox have teamed up together to bring you a great challenge:

The Unlock Xbox Challenge!

If you win, your game will get published as an Xbox Live™ Arcade game, you’ll be awarded $50,000 AND you’ll get a “gig” as a game consultant for Doritos®.

To learn more about this challenge and participate, visit their website: www.unlockxbox.com  

Don’t wait too long!  Registration and submission ends October 4, 2009!

Hey everyone! TGIF! And since it’s Friday, I’ve decided not to wait up for us to get 500 twitter followers.  I’ve decided to just start the contest now.  All you have to do is follow the clues that you find around the website.

1st place goes to @Seeson

(1) Blizzcon Pass with their name on it.
(1) Murloc Pet Key Code
(1) Future Blizzard Beta Key Code
(1) Swag Bag from the Con

2nd place goes to @zelotonastick

(1) Murloc Key Code

3rd place goes to @pinkalicious

(1) Copy of Battlefield: 1943

Good luck! Here is your first clue!