San Diego Comic Con 2010 – 4 Day Passes SOLD OUT

Wed, Nov 11, 2009

Screen shot 2009-11-11 at 7.03.27 AMWe warned you about this. All 4 day passes, both with and without preview night, for the 2010 San Diego Comic Con are sold out. Now, you can try to whine, cry, complain, or blame Team Edward, but nothing you do now will get you a 4-day pass to the mecca of Comic nerdery. Your only option now is to wait for 1-day passes to go on sale online on December 15th and buy a pass for each day.  If you miss those tickets, then I don’t know what to do for you.

[via SDCC]

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Cartman Sings Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face”

Thu, Oct 29, 2009

From last night’s all new South Park. So awesome.

And if you liked that, and what to cherish it where ever you go here are a few links for the mobile.

iPhone Ringtone

MP3 Ringtone

Long Version MP3 Ringtone.

UPDATED: Clip from Southparkstudios.com. Viacom took down the longer version from YouTube. /sigh

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Chuck is Back! Comic-Con Panel Live Blogging

Sat, Jul 25, 2009

10:13 chuck season 2. i thought i was here for family guy? the leads made out, so i’m not complaining.

10:14 more making out and topless dudes. pretty sweet.

10:15 no more making out. computers and flashy lights. serious business time.

10:15 “OH CHUCK ME.” looks like chuck is a super hero.

10:15 “guys. i know kung fu.” sweet martial arts action, chuck.

10:18 audience: FUCK YEAH JEFFSTER.

10:19 AWESOME PERFORMANCE OF FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

10:21 cast just came out. people are freaking out, man.

10:22 i think this is the first concert i’ve ever been to. does this count.

10:22 “because of you, we’re back, baby.” sup youtube.

10:23 alan sepinwall: that’s really all we have.

10:25 who’s in the panel: josh schwartz, chris fedak, yvonne strahovski, joshua gomez, zachary levi, adam baldwin, sarah lancaster, ryan mcpartlin, vik sahay, scott krinsky, market chrisopher lawrence

10:26 chris: once the key-tar came into the equation, it was all a life on its own.

10:26 vik: i think we would be paid more not to sing again.

10:28 they’re thanking the fans and subway for bringing the show back.

10:30 working subway into the show?!?! tbd.

10:32 joshua gomez wearing pink underwear.

10:32 microphone isn’t working. lol.

10:37 the girls haven’t said anything yet?!

10:38 big mike is a lover, not a fighter.

10:39 chuckmeout.com

10:41 captain awesome’s tips for being awesome? and adam baldwin if you want to be a spy?!

10:45 Q&A time!

Q: chuck should have to pay for his powers. like a temporary handicap.
A: (chris writes down suggestion)

Q: (little girl) who’s your best friend, zach?
A: josh. you should be bottled up because you’re so adorable.

Q: there’s some pretty cool bears up there. will we be seeing beards on the next season of chuck?
A: what else can your hair do, zach?

Q: can chuck be programmed with anyone else? like how to shoot, or anything like that.
A: (chris writes down this suggestion, too)

Q: hi, my name is orion.
A: orion, your name is orion? that’s awesome.

Q: will there be action figures or video games?
A: (chris writes down this suggestion, too)

adam baldwin: yeah, i need another one.

Q: what super hero does chuck identify the most with and what does he want to be more like?
A: “OOH PUT HIM ON THE SPOT. i love that everyone has an answer – they’re like – YOU IDIOT.” says peter parker/spiderman. wants to be like “deadpool? i don’t know. but apparently ryan reynolds gets all the jobs.”

Q: to adam – are you going stick with being the tough military guy or are you going to do more romantic stuff?
A: you know those pink underwear… i just do what they tell me.

Q: (long question giving multiple choice)
A: chuck

Q: father figure?
A: random jibberish.

Q: a musical episode with jeffster?
A: now there will be.

(audience: YVONNE YOU’RE HOT)
adam: good answer

Q: what upcoming guest stars?
A: it sounds like price is right now.

Q: buy more?
A: it’ll still be in the show.

Q: (question about plot)
A: yvonne: maybe you should write that down. carina is coming back.

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PIE GRAPH: Discussion of Michael Jackon’s Death

Thu, Jun 25, 2009

Found this graph in a Michael Jackson Reddit thread from user unearth52:

RIP Michael Jackson.

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Irony: Writing About How Shitty Transformers 2 is Still Contributes to its Popularity

Wed, Jun 24, 2009
Advanced CG Graphics are being used for Bumble Bee

Advanced CG Graphics are being used for Bumble Bee

The popularity of Transformers 2 is bewildering.

It looks like brilliant advertising has made it impossible for consumers to discern (1) a movie with big explosions, flashing lights and a pair of tits from (2) a genuinely shitty movie.

A midnight opening was once reserved for a certain (negative) stereotype, but it has somehow found its way onto the Twitters and Facebook statuses of the mainstream.

The numbers at the box office make one wonder: how many of those ticket-buyers have actually heard of or seen the original Transformers? And while it’s not intended to be a condescending speculation, it’s hard for me to believe that the majority of the (millions of) people who have seen it (and who will see it) were interested in overgrown transforming robots from the 80s.

So, what makes these CGI’d Takara toys so appealing and how were so many people enticed?

I can only conclude that the media has done a wonderful job of spoon-feeding us gold plated piles of shit – the kind with big explosions, flashing lights and a pair of tits.

What will they think of next?

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Side-by-Side Comparisons: Video Games and Movies with Uncanny Similarities

Fri, May 29, 2009

Movie: Road Warrior (1981)
Video Game: Fallout 3 (2008)
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7 Reasons Why Spock Would Make a “Prosperous” Lover

Tue, May 12, 2009

First things first.

This post is not about Leonard Nimoy. This post is DEFINITELY NOT about Zachary Quinto. This post is about Spock and why I wouldn’t mind having a little bit of (perhaps half) Vulcan in me.

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2009 Summer Movie Rankings

Tue, May 5, 2009
2009 Summer Movie Rankings

I’m ranking this summer’s geek movies. I’m not a professional movie critic – I’m just saying how I reel’y feel.  If you don’t agree with this chart, let us know in the comments. Maybe you can change my mind.

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Current Rankings:

  1. Star Trek – Read review
  2. X-Men Origins: Wolverine – Read review

Movies yet to be reviewed:

  • Terminator Salvation
  • Pixar’s UP
  • G.I. Joe
  • Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
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Geek Counseling: House

Tue, May 5, 2009


Have a question you’d like to ask? Ask away. All submissions will remain anonymous.

Dear Jamie,


I watch very, very little television, and the few shows I do watch come from BitTorrents.

Ever watch House?

Signed,
Ted

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Nyle – Let the Beat Build

Sun, May 3, 2009
Nyle – Let the Beat Build
http://www.vimeo.com/4189528

I am at just pure awe at the level of talent put into this video.  There is so much creativity going on that my head was about to explode.  From the fact that it’s all shot in one take, to the perfect lighting, to the awesome lyrics of a REAL (non-auto-tuned) rapper, to the introductions of each part that helped the beat bulid.

I truly hope this guy makes it big.  Mainstream rap hasn’t been the same lately and we need to bring REAL rap back - starting with this guy.

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UPDATE: Sammy points out that the beat originally came from Lil Wayne.  After a quick Google search, I come to see that Sammy is correct.  But Lil’ Wayne’s version just sounds like regular mainstream clear channel trash.  Good beat, but it doesn’t actually “build” up like Nyle’s version.  Plus, Nyle’s version has lyrics you can understand and enjoy while Lil’ Wayne is just sounding like a guy who is high or drunk (or both). Lil’ Wayne is “acting like he’s street, but (hes) barely sidewalk.”

More props to you Nyle. You have made a new fan out of me for your work as a true musician of the lost art called Rap. If you don’t agree with my opinion, listen to it below:

Let The Beat Build – Lil Wayne

If you still don’t agree with me, that’s ok. Everyone has different tastes and ear drums. But I’m just waiting for this whole “auto-tuned” rap fad to die out and rhythmic poetry to come back.

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