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Tue, May 26, 2009

Geek Counseling: No Job and Still Living with Dad


Have a question you’d like to ask? Ask away. All submissions will remain anonymous.

Dear Jamie,

I’m 25, broke, no F/T job, and still livin’ with pops. I hate it as much as he does, but my work history sucks, so I keep trying every single area employers site, along with the usual job mega sites. I go to various places for career counseling, but my degree semi-blows, and what I need to know is should I go back to school for an IT-related Masters, another, probably easier, Masters, continue to find a job where I live, or move?

Signed,
Needing A New Life

P.S. Not like you never get this, but, the over/under is .5% chance with you after me listing all that. How close are those odds?

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Sat, May 2, 2009

Geek Counseling: Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places


Have a question you’d like to ask? Ask away. All submissions will remain anonymous.

Dear Jamie,

Ok, so I read your Friend Zone articles and I think that it would be right to ask you. I’m 21 years old and I’m still a virgin. I know its not that bad of an age but I’m in my last year of college and I haven’t so much even kissed a girl. I’ve been trying to be more social: like going to parties, bars, clubs. Some of the girls I meet there are really pretty but most of them seem like idiots and I wouldn’t want to get into anything serious with them. I’m scared because I feel like it will be harder to find a girlfriend when I enter the “Real World.” I have a month and a half before I graduate: HELP!

Thanks,
The Legal Virgin

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Thu, Apr 23, 2009

Breaking News: Night Zero’s 2nd Left 4 Dead Photoset Coming this Friday

If you missed Night Zero as our guest on PixelatedLIVE, you missed this breaking news they gave us:

If you don’t want to listen to the MP3 above, then just know that on NightZero.com, this Friday, will be a 2nd photo set from their already famous Left 5 dead photoshoot. Also, supposedly, Valve tipped off the Night Zero crew with information that a sequel of L4D is coming out called Left 5 Dead.  The extra character will be a pirate.  Not sure if they were bullshitting me or actually telling some truth.  You decide.

Below is an archive of last nights show.

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Wed, Apr 15, 2009

Sean Kenney Builds a Huge Nintendo DSi Using LEGO (with Interview)

Earlier this month, Sean Kenney spent over 200 hours and used 51,324 LEGO pieces to do this:

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Fortunately, Pixelated Geek had the opportunity to build up a story on the masterpiece:

What gave you the idea to build the Nintendo DSi with LEGO? Did you get any attention/endorsement opportunities from Nintendo?
Nintendo approached me in the beginning of March and asked me to create a LEGO sculpture of their upcoming DSi model. Together, we decided to create something larger-than-life that would “wow” everyone!

How long have you been playing with/working with LEGO blocks?
I’ve been building and playing with LEGO toys my whole life. I recently found photos from when I was two years old, stacking together LEGO DUPLO bricks. I was a total “LEGO maniac” when I was a kid, and LEGO toys were usually the only toys I ever asked for when my birthday would come around each year. I kept building LEGO models all through childhood and even into my teenage and adult years. My models slowly became more involved and elaborate as I got older, and eventually I started building LEGO models professionally. Now it’s my full-time career.

I’ve also been an artist all my life; I previously I worked as a graphic designer, an illustrator, a web designer, and a cartoonist. Somewhere along the line, I decided to merge my artistic side with my hobby, and now I express my creative side with LEGO bricks instead of by drawing.

Is this your profession or simply a lovable hobby?
I am licensed by The LEGO Group as a LEGO Certified Professional to do commercial projects like this. I’ve created LEGO sculptures for TV, celebrities, museums, galleries, major corporations, schools, stores, and more.

I’d always kept LEGO in my life, even as I became an adult. I had a regular office job, but I would come home every day, take off my tie, and build intricate LEGO models, enormous sculptures, and towering skyscrapers. My projects were starting to get some attention from the media, which in turn brought commissions and events my way. Eventually, I was making LEGO sculptures, full time, using hundreds of thousands of LEGO bricks every year.

I now have a wonderful, open relationship with The LEGO Group. I keep them updated with what I am working on and we help co-promote each other’s work. They’re always happy to hear about what I’m working on and interested in finding new ways that we can work together.

Most of my friends and family think my job is really cool… they all work in office buildings and are jealous that I can have fun all day while they have to go to meetings and do other boring things.

Is that your cat?
The screens on the LEGO sculpture of the Nintendo DSi are from Nintendo of America’s marketing collateral. When we were planning the sculpture, I asked the folks at Nintendo to send me images of what they’d like to see on the screens. They are really excited about the dual cameras in the DSi and sent dozens of different menus and screens related to the camera functions, as well as some camera shots. I saw the cat and thought it would make a fun shape, and that it would be easily recognizable as a blocky LEGO mosaic. I create a lot of children’s portraits and pet portraits with LEGO bricks, and I could have made the cat look a lot more realistic, but I wanted to keep the shapes simple and not draw too much attention away from the DSi itself. :)

What are some details on the actual structure?
The sculpture took over 200 hours to design and build, and was done over the course of about 2 weeks together with two of my assistants. It contains 51,324 LEGO pieces, all of which are available in regular off-the-shelf LEGO products. (Yes, kids, you too can do this at home!) :) The final sculpture has giant-sized versions of every detail, from the screws on the battery cover to the electrical contacts in the power port. The tiny SD card slot is over a foot tall!

Before the project started, I gathered as many photographs of the DSi as I could, and then used graph paper to plan out the basic shape and size and all the visual elements like printed lettering, buttons, slots, and so on. Eventually Nintendo mailed me a real DSi and I took hundreds of measurements, from the depth of the buttons to the width of the tiny bevel around the edges. I’d build prototypes of different areas (a camera lens, a button, some text, etc) to see how it would look, often taking them apart and rebuilding them over & over. When I finally would have a button, port, plug, or icon that I liked, I’d rebuild it with glue and place it onto the rest of the sculpture.

Where is the structure right now? Where else has it been?
The Nintendo DSi LEGO sculpture is on display at the Nintendo World Store at Rockefeller Center in New York City throughout April 2009.

Afterwards, it will be shipped off to Nintendo of America’s offices in California. They’re planning further displays, but I don’t want to spoil their surprises, so you’ll have to stay tuned. :)

Did you get any manual assistance in building this?
I always do the lion’s share of work when creating my LEGO sculptures, and this was no exception. I don’t use computers to plan out my sculptures… it’s far too complex, and — if you ask me — it takes all the fun out of it. But that means I need to rely on my own visualization to complete the sculpture, and farming out work can be tough since only I can see what’s in my brain. :) I did have two assistants help me since the timeframe was so compressed, though. They helped build much of the internal structure and the display screens, and together put in over 35 hours of work on this sculpture.

Do you have a DSi? Are you a video game enthusiast? If so, what are some of your favorite games?
Before the DSi went on sale, Nintendo sent me one to reference while creating the LEGO sculpture. But I was so busy building that I didn’t even get to play with the real DSi! I only ever turned it on once… to see what color the different lights lit up! :) Perhaps now I’ll have some time to actually use it.

I used to play a lot of video games when I was younger … I have fond memories of time spent with Mario and Duck Hunt on the original Nintendo Entertainment System. (And, going back further, I did play a fair amount of Pac Man, Space Invaders, and Centipede in my youth!) But lately my LEGO work takes up all of my available time, so video games have had to take a back seat to my other activities. The last major console I had was a PS2… I had nearly every driving game, from Gran Turismo to Simpsons Road Rage, plus a steering wheel controller with pedals. Perhaps because, as a New Yorker, I don’t actually own a car.

Have you created any other similarly geeky structures?
I’ve been twice commissioned by Google to create models of their logo, which are hanging in their offices in Copenhagen and New York. The one in New York is particularly interesting, because it portrays the underpinnings of Google’s amazing simple-seeming techno-wizardry … From afar, the sculpture of their logo appears clear, but as you move closer to it and change your viewing angle, you start to see depth and complexity that you didn’t realize was there.

But I haven’t made many other geekish sculptures, only because I haven’t been asked to. I’ve always wanted to create a giant Apple product or a model of something very detailed and technical, like a microchip. But since my work gets a lot of exposure, I really can’t create sculptures of particular brands or products unless I’ve been licensed directly by the company.

What are some of the media outlets that have given you attention in regards to your masterpieces?
I’ve been fortunate to appear and/or show my work in many major media outlets, including BBC Arts Extra, The New York Times, Good Morning America, 30 Rock, Elle, New York Magazine, and many regional magazines and newspapers around the world. I’ve also appeared in numerous retrospectives and documentaries about LEGO and art.

What do you do with the LEGO structures afterwards? i.e. Do you disassemble them? Donate them? Sell them?
All of my LEGO sculptures are permanently glued. Every LEGO piece is glued in place, one-by-one, so the sculpture can withstand shipping and the inevitable “curious fingers” during public display. And to keep large heavy sculptures like this upright and stable, I build them around a steel skeleton. It is, after all, on public display and even though it’s glued you don’t want it to fall over and flatten anyone. :)

Why the blue DSi?
Doesn’t it just look cool?

The DSi sculpture was built using tens of thousands of hard-to-find “light blue” LEGO pieces, which are nearly identical in color to the blue DSi… the two colors are so close that I just had to use this cool LEGO color! It’s lighter than the regular blue that you’re probably used to seeing, but all the pieces are found in regular off-the-shelf LEGO kits.

If not the blue DSi, the only other option would have been black, but all the cool shapes and angles and LEGO-bumpiness would have been lost in shadow.

If you aren’t already too jealous of his awesome job, check out more of Sean’s work at his web site, www.seankenney.com.

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Fri, Apr 3, 2009

Behind the Scenes at the Jinx Photoshoot

Behind the Scenes at the Jinx Photoshoot

Last Saturday, Jinx invited Jannica to do a photoshoot for their Spring 2009 catalog.  But Jannica needed a ride up to the Jinx Fortress.  Being that it was an official Jinx photoshoot, i said “OF COURSE!!!!”  When we got there, we were greeted by the super cool Kino and given the grand tour of the fortress.  Let me just say that this place was amazing.  I couldn’t stop smiling and feeling like a little boy with a golden ticket to tour one of his favorite factories.

Each office was filled with action figure collectibles, posters, and toys.  The game room had every next gen console (and a Wii  =P  ).  The office environment was like being in gamer heaven.  Fun geeky people, video games and toys.  What more could one ask for?

Big thanks to Kino, Zac, Sean and the rest of the J!NX crew for the warm welcome and food.

Also, Hi to Jessica Chobot =D

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For more photos, check out the J!NX Glog.

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Sat, Jan 10, 2009

Death Knights Strats and Tips

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New to playing a Death Knight? Need tips how to play one in PvE or PvP situations? Kai is your boy with all the answers.

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Fri, Dec 26, 2008

Retarded Toys Part Deux: Would You Like Childhood Obesity with That?

Chinese Olympic Diving Gold Medalists in the off season (via amazon.com)

Chinese Olympic Diving Gold Medalists in the off season (via amazon.com)

How do you promote a series of deadly plagues on society? By creating a toy that promotes childhood obesity, low self standards, and apparently foreign child labor (come on, a Chinese girl making McDonald’s?), that’s how. Enter the McDonald’s Drive Through Food Cart- a fast-food conglomerate’s approach to trapping your children early into recognizing fast food restaurants as not only a means of cheap and unhealthy food, but also a place of fun, fantasy, and fattened childhood memories.

Like food dealing Drug Lords, they’ve created a toy that not only enforces McDonald’s propaganda onto your children at an early age, but has effective created a vicious circle of obesity and destruction that is basically one step away from a”V for Vendetta-esque” future where only a guy-Fawkes mask wearing hero can save us.

I’m not sure what happened to the days where toys like Legos, tea party sets, and basketballs were the standard for Christmas gifts, but apparently the days of diabetes, labored breathing, and liposuction are here to stay. I think its fair to say the dangerous implications of this toy are on par with a red rider Bebe gun from the movie “A Christmas Story”, but you’re more likely to cut your foot off because of diabetes with this demon on four legs. They might as well make a “High School Musical r*pe kit complete with underwear already turned inside out.”

It’s pretty sad to see how vibrant the comments are from parents- ” they love it. Looooooooove it!” and “the kids actually believe they are apart of the McDonald’s crew!” Sigh. If you, reader, are unable to see the complete destruction of society through this toy, then allow me to reiterate. Children find themselves doing only what they see as fun and interesting, and thus sub-consciously find a connection to it with their daily lives. I, for example, love puzzles and games. Therefore, I’ve turned out into a smart-mouth and smart-ass nerd who is majoring in Information Systems and contributes to a nerdy website. If today’s youth find comfort and fun in the mass production and distribution of fattening and stomach churning burgers and fries (albeit those yogurt parfaits are god d*mned ridiculously delicious), then what will happen to the future? Ten years down the line, we won’t have transitions from play doctors to real doctors or YMCA basketball all-stars to NBA all-stars, we’ll have an army of unmotivated drive-through employees and cashier-workers who end every sentence with “would you like fries with that?” What comes to mind after seeing this toy is the movie “Idiocracy”- if you haven’t seen it, then please do (“welcome to Costco, I love you” :P) . And if you can’t make the connection from dumb people to a dumb future after watching this movie, then may Jeebus help us, because its already begun. Epic Fail McDonald’s, GG.

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Thu, Nov 27, 2008

Why I hate MySpace

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After Thanksgiving lunch, everyone was just lying around. I got bored and went to my computer room. In there I saw my cousin browsing his MySpace friends. Here’s what he showed me.

CAUTION: You may get a Pokemon seizure.

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Tue, Oct 7, 2008

Blizzcon: Worth the $100 Price Tag?

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The 3rd annual Blizzcon has come and gone. I’ve been to only the 2007 Blizzcon and had somewhat of a good time there. From the news I’ve been hearing on other gaming sites and blogs, there wasn’t much news this year as last year. Seems like all the big news stories about future Blizzard titles were already unvield at previous gaming expos this year.

The only big news from Blizzcon 2008 was the Wizard class for Diablo 3. Nothing much else. I was really hoping for either a release date/quarter/year for Starcraft 2, or more news on the Warcraft live action film.

From my 2007 experience, I was able to walk the con from one end to the other in minutes. Yes, they only had 2 halls, but there wasn’t that much to do. If you wanted to try WotLK or Starcraft 2, at the time, you only got 15mins to sit and play it, then go back in line. For my 15mins with WotLK, my group was able to get to the entrance of the first instance, zone in, and wipe at the first group of mobs. After that, we were told to leave the chairs. = Either than the welcome speech and the costume contest, not much else was really THAT fun to justify the $100 price tag.

So, I ask you Blizzcon 2008 attendees. Was it worth it? Let us know in the comment section below.

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