Merry Christmas everybody! It’s time to reflect on a year in gaming. What games did y’all think deserved to be mentioned in game-of-the-year contests? What games massively underachieved? What games were only five hours long (hint: It has lightsabers)? If you are new to The Fix, it works like this. I recommend a band, then I gather up all the news and put it in one nice neat article for you. To put you in the holiday spirit I am going with a song that always puts me in the holiday spirit. The Boss himself tells you who is coming to town in this nifty little video below.
Now on to the news!
Bob wants to break the mold.
He also story-killed the Dwarven paladin Rettanous, only the most eloquent, opulent, regal, prodigious character in the history of characters. Bastard.
Santa is watching you.
Remember that when you are running your mouth during a death match in Call of Duty.
Portal 2 gets a release date.
And about a billion more cake jokes. Maybe this game will offer you Rice Krispies. Or a healthy alternative. Broccoli anyone?
A hero in green; that’s not a lantern.
Seth Rogen is here to once again show you that abs are not required to punch people.
Rachel would love for you to buy her things.
Please ship them to my address though; I will make sure she gets them.
Nelson gets his Pedo on.
How can something so wrong feel so right?
We reviewed Naruto: Ninja “game with way to many names” 4
Find out if it is worth all the characters in the title.
Pre-order Bulletstorm and get the Gears of War 3 beta.
Also, get the game you pre-ordered. Wacky.
That’s all for this week. Be sure to check back next week for more of the Friday Fix!