Lara Croft against Slave Leia in a snowball fight? When and where did this happen? I don’t know, nor care.  Why did this happen. Again, I don’t give a care. Why can’t I be in the middle of all this? That, is what matters.

What? Bad title? Ok fine. Lara Croft’s model pretends to fight imaginary enemies for a stapler. There, you happy now? Anywho, I’m in love with the new Lara Croft model… again. It may be her eyes, I’m not sure.

New acrobatic moves, new vehicles, and a new wetsuit. What more could you ask for in a new Tomb Raider game?