I have a very specific sense memory attached to the Worms series of PC games. So, when our good ol’ editor-in-chief asked me to review the game, my sense of self was rocketed back to a unique time in my life. I had just finished my sophomore year of college, and my buddy Will pointed me toward the demo for Worms Armageddon. I downloaded the demo to my desktop (then a paltry 9 GB Dell whose hard drive could hold only three-quarters of Starcraft 2!) but forgot about the game for a while. That summer and subsequent year, I gave the game a chance and became sucked in to the one-level, nerfed arsenal demo. Seriously sucked in: I played that one damn level ad nauseum. I think I even failed a class that I’ve forgotten I ever took because of it. Let’s be hones: who needs Ethics anyway? Maybe Jonathan Swift was right all along! I mean, satire or not, eating babies would end hunger and starvation. Just sayin’. Onto the review!
