Really Burger King?  Did you really need to do this to get peoples attention? Oh, wait.  It got mine. Dammit! If this is their ad for the 7 incher, im glad that dont have the $5 foot long.

Straight Pimpin'

Ok, we aren’t professional copywriters, but here were some suggestions that we came up with for this ad’s copy:

• Put the King’s Super Seven Incher in your mouth and you’ll end up with some of his thick and hearty sauce everywhere.
• You’ve seen his Super Seven Incher, now the King wants to play a game called ‘Just the Tip.’
• The King knows you’ll like his Super Seven Incher… it just tastes better.
• This King’s new Super Seven Incher, you can’t take it in with a closed mouth.