Pixelated Geek » poster http://pixelatedgeek.com Geeks. Nerds. Tech. Video Games. Internet Humor. Mon, 15 Mar 2010 23:00:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 New Burger King Ad – Now with 7 Penis Jokes http://pixelatedgeek.com/2009/06/new-burger-king-ad-now-with-7-penis-jokes/ http://pixelatedgeek.com/2009/06/new-burger-king-ad-now-with-7-penis-jokes/#comments Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:22:09 +0000 Nelson http://pixelatedgeek.com/?p=9559 bk_ad_7inch

Really Burger King?  Did you really need to do this to get peoples attention? Oh, wait.  It got mine. Dammit! If this is their ad for the 7 incher, im glad that dont have the $5 foot long.

02burger_king

Straight Pimpin'

Ok, we aren’t professional copywriters, but here were some suggestions that we came up with for this ad’s copy:

  • Put the King’s Super Seven Incher in your mouth and you’ll end up with some of his thick and hearty sauce everywhere.
  • You’ve seen his Super Seven Incher, now the King wants to play a game called ‘Just the Tip.’
  • The King knows you’ll like his Super Seven Incher… it just tastes better.
  • This King’s new Super Seven Incher, you can’t take it in with a closed mouth.
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