This is something better than that Humping Dog USB, you know why? BECAUSE ITS MARIO! booYAH.

Not only does this short Italian save princesses who are named after fruit, he saves 4GB of your data. Mmmm convienant. Esty, also sells a USB Koopa, Goomba, Shroom, and ALSO a Mario Brick Extension. The only downfall is that you need to cough up $55 to purchase them…EACH, with the exception of the Brick Extension. Worth it? Maybe not, but it would be cute to have a little Mario staring back at you while you download porn to your heart’s content.

Kingston is now letting you stuff your pockets with less money and more portable data storage.  The new DataTraveler comes in 3 sizes. 128GB for $546, a world’s first in portal data storage sizes, 64GB for $213, and 32GB for $120.  If I had a say in renaming these drives, it would be DataTraveler 200 – Baller Series.  Because who in their right minds would buy thumb drives at those prices?  Especially when there are free email and online file storage websites out there. Oh well, I guess when you’re rich, you need things like this to show off.

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First it was the old Ravage turning from panther to a USB drive, now we have Blaster transforming from robot to a fake laptop with a real USB hub under it. I like this new trend of geek gadgets. If you want one, head over to this page and fork up the 3,980 yen.

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Update: I suck. This is Blaster, not Soundwave. -_-;; Flame me in the comment section below. I deserve it.

Remember the old Ravage transformer? He was the one that could change from a cassette tape into a panther.  Back in the 80’s, cassette tapes were the most widely used technology in the music industry. But now, in the age of MP3s, what can an old transformer change into to stay relevant? A 2gig USB drive of course.

This collectors item is up for pre-order for a steep $43 from Bigbadtoystore.com.