Playstation move comes out Fall 2010.

UPDATED: Official Trailer from Playstation Blog

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Sadly though two problem could ruin this.

1.) Team Ninja is behind this title. Which isn’t a problem, I like the games that they have put out. But, will it be the same style of play experience that we have grown to know and love with our widdle bounty hunter? I’m hopeful.

A point to note, these are the guys that put out both Ninja Gaiden, Dead or Alive, and Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball so the chances of breast physics is astronomical.

2.) Dame Judy Dench has not made a public statement stating if she will or will not be taking on the role of M. We can all remember he hesitation to get back into virtual acting after her role in the failed video game The Importance of Being Earnest 2: World Tour Beat.

Here it comes…..

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Cinematic Masterpiece

That thing was better than two of the Mad Max Movies. Good to get that off my chest. Moving on here are my top five Mario Spinoffs.

5) Mario Party

Remember when this was fresh and different?

When Mario Party first debuted it was a fun way to get together with your friends and play together.  That is how I prefer to remember it, as a delightful way to spend an afternoon. Unfortunately this series has descended into the depths of cash in crud. But in the glory days this game was all the rage. Who knows, maybe someday it will return to its former self, but for now the best we can do is remember.

4) Dr. Mario

If we throw enough pills at you the pain goes away!

Quick perception test for you. I want you to clear your mind and just say the first thing that pops into your head aloud.  Not yet.  When I ask the question.  Aren’t you embarrassed now.  Are you ready? Here goes….Doctor. Probably sick people and waiting rooms floating through your brain right now. Maybe needles. Giant soul sucking bloody needles.  Nintendo said bump that.  In fact the minds over at Nintendo decided that Doctors were missing something, and that something was a mustache. Dr. Mario shares absolutely nothing with real doctors and that is scientifically proven to be why Dr. Mario is so awesome. That and his blatant disregard for most “laws” about medical practice. He was like “House” before “House”.

3) Paper Mario

When Paper Mario first appeared people were more skeptical than excited. Until they played it. Combining role playing elements with a strikingly gorgeous art style it blew people away. Original and fresh it stands out as one of the most amazing uses of the Mario brand. Sometimes when you try something different it ends up amazing.  Sometimes it ends up like Bruce Springsteen recording a rap album.  Actually what am I talking about, that would be spectacular.

2) Super Smash Brothers

First rule of fight club; Costumes are mandatory

Super Smash Brothers is one of those crazy idea’s that for no explicable reason works. Kind of like the McMuffin.

We laugh in the face of logic

I mean you take all these adorable characters from Nintendo games and throw them together to beat them to a pulp and yet it is the one of the most surprisingly deep and addictive fighters there is. Night after night you can play with your friends, finding new ways to smash them off the screen. With awesome interactive levels, cool items, and crazy characters it never seems to get old. Unless someone is using Meta Knight. That bastard.

1) Mario Kart

None of these people have a license.

Could there really be another number one? Mario Kart is one of those games everyone seems to enjoy. Each iteration just brings more fun to the table. No one can deny the allure of racing your friends in your own living room. Even Grandma can get in on the action. Of course she will probably continuously get turned into the bullet and she might try and use the Wii mote as a actual remote and complaining that the “radio” is too brightly colored but hey, at least she is there.

This is worth more than your car

Check this link for a list of other ridiculously expensive games. Then imagine all the Playstation 3’s, Wii’s, and Xbox 360’s you could buy with that money.

The original Galaxy was a great game and Galaxy 2 is shaping up to be an excellent sequel. Though the oft-ignored Luigi is nowhere to be seen in the new trailer, as is standard in the 3D Mario games, another familiar green character is making a comeback. That’s right. Yoshi is back in action, aiding Mario as usual, a feature that was missing in the original Mario Galaxy. There’s just something awesome about riding around on that little green dinosaur. Now let’s just hope Galaxy 2 ramps up the difficulty, given how disappointingly easy the original was.

Super Mario Galaxy 2 launches on May 23^rd for the Wii. Let’s hope it doesn’t disappoint.

[via GameTrailers]

What a release list this week. If I were to put my excitement into a phrase it would be “THIS IS IT”, yes the release of Mass Effect 2!!!!  Oh and that other movie starring Michael Jackson what was it called again?? Oh yeah, This Is It. Which is released on just about every medium possible including UMD. You hear that PSP GO Fans, you can enjoy you movie on….. DVD or Blu Ray!!!!  Well the excitement doesn’t just stop there, time to dust off the old Wii with the release of Capcom’s Tatsunoko vs Capcom:Ultimate All Stars !!! If you see anything I miss please drop a comment.

DVD
Jan 26th
Bright Star
Little Ashes
MI-5, Vol. 7
Michael Jackson: This Is It
Pawn Stars: The Complete Season 1
Songs From The Heart
The Waltons Movie Collection
Whip It
You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown

Anime
Jan 26th
Naruto Shippuden: Box Set 1

Blu Ray
Jan 26th
Atonement
Pride & Prejudice – (Not the A&E version with Colin Firth)
Saw VI
Surrogates
Whip It
WWII in HD

UMD
Michael Jackson’s This Is It UMD

Video Games
Mass Effect 2 – Xbox 360
MAG – PS3
No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle  – Wii
Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Ultimate All Stars – Wii

Theater
Jan 29th
Edge of Darkness
When in Rome

As expected, this game will have a lot of WTFs involved. Muscle March is already out on WiiWare.  If you haven’t picked it up yet, well, I don’t blame you. As seen in the fake infomercial above, I too don’t want to turn into a body builder that goes around in a small (almost thong) like bikini bottom.

So if you have not heard about Tatsunoko vs Capcom yet it is a 2.5D fighter that is coming to the Wii on January Twenty-Six. If you like fighters this one is going to be hard to ignore. The animation looks gorgeous. Check out the Robot Chicken influenced video and let us know what you think.

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Man does this game look nuts. Namco Bandai’s soon to be released WiiWare game Muscle March will be muscling it’s way into the Wii market this Tuesday, January 18th. Weighing in at five dollars this WiiWare title seems to be based off of the popular Japanese (there was an American version but I think it got canned) game show hole in the wall. Except instead of men and women in spandex suits they have muscle men and women (and a polar bear) who run really fast through walls while making the same pose as the “nefarious thief ” who has stolen your valuable protein.  Also once you are close enough to the thief you shake the Wiimote really fast to try and tackle him.  Looks funny. Maybe worth it for five dollars provided you have friends around to play it and laugh at it together.

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