Are you an uber geek? Do you have a crush on someone or already have that significant other? Then grab this shirt from Shirt.Woot now before it sells out! This awesome poem and design was made by Woot user, haxrox, is very creative and is here just in time for Valentines Day. The poem reads:

Plumbers are red,
Hedgehogs are blue,
Push start to join,
and be my player 2.

Awww.

Need another way to spend your day slacking off and losing money? Well, another Woot Off! is going on right now. See if you can get some deals in before Black Friday. Oh, and don’t try to get a random bag of crap.  I’ve been trying for 5 years and finally gave up on it. It’s crap I tell you! (Yes, I’m whining.)

Go to Woot.com and spam that refresh button.

I found myself anxiously watching the timer on each item tick down.  Will it be next?  Should I reload the page now?

BOOM it hits, the adrenal surge hits seconds after.  Closer, ever closer… once again missed.  I choked on the $1,000,000 in shipping on that one, go figure.  Random crap isn’t worth risking being billed for a joke.

May be they will fix it an…… WHAT THE FLYING F%@& AM I DOING?  Addiction?  This game just isn’t as fun as it used to be.

/end of my wooting for good

It’s that time again. Get your woot watcher websites up. Turn on your firefox woot-off plugins. Click your Woot-Off iPhone app. Your Thursday productivity at work is just about to go down the crap hole. Good luck to everyone that will be trying for a Bag of Crap!

Don’t know what Woot is? Here’s an old post we did to help you out.

It’s that time again.  Get your woot watcher websites up.  Turn on your firefox woot-off plugins.  Click your Woot-Off iPhone app.  Your Wednesday productivity at work is just about to go down the crap hole.  Good luck to everyone that will be trying for a Bag of Crap!

Don’t know what Woot is? Here’s an old post we did to help you out.

In my nightly browsing I stumbled on a note posted on the Consumerist.  It stated:

“There is likely to be a Woot-off starting at midnight tonight.”

If you are unfamiliar with the thrill associated with term “woot-off”, read up here.  If you happen it win a B.O.C. during the possible festivities, let us know!

[via The Consumerist]

Like I said, Woot.com is RANDOM! The item above marks the end of another Woot-Off. Which might make some of you angry. If that’s the case, they have the perfect Woot-Off ending product for you to buy. Click the image above to buy it.

UPDATE: Never mind, can’t buy that one either. The new Woot item is up.

$139.99 + $5 shipping = Awesome DEAL! I’m still debating this. If you’re in need of one, get on this FAST before stock runs out.

woot!

This DEAL-A-DAY website can be summarized in 1 word. RANDOM.

Every night at midnight US-Central time (1am EST, 11pm MST, 10pm PST), Woot.com posts a new item that is up for sale.

What do they sell at woot? Random things. But mostly random tech things.
Are the items they sell new or refurbished? It can be randomly either or.
How much stock/quantity of an item on sale? A random number.

The site also sells Random Bags of Crap for only $1 each (max 3 per person). Whats in a Bag of Crap? Random things. It is rumored that 3 people received a Wii and 1 person received a big screen tv.

On random days woot.com will do, what is called, a “woot-off.” This is when they temporarily the way the site sells random things.  Instead of waiting for midnight US-Central time, you just wait for the current item up for sale is sold out. If that item current item does not sell out, then it will be changed after 12-hours. How long do Woot-Offs last? Random lengths. Sometimes 24 hours, sometimes 72. You just wont know until the lights are no longer there.

Try the site.  If you get something you like for a great price, let us know!