Back in the day, it took up so much time out my day to eat sushi and candy separately. But now that Japan has combined them, I have much more free time!

Really though, Japan never ceases to come up with things shaped like other things. Mainly things shaped like sushi. Erasers, pillows, and now candy that you assemble yourself!

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I have nothing to say about the video past the break. Nothing at all.

Well, I could say it has Snake dancing in it, but that is all I can say. As always Japan, please, don’t ever change.

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You won’t regret it. I promise. This is why I love the internet and Reddit.

If you don’t know who Tim & Eric is, they are the master minds behind the latest Old Spice campaign. (P-P-P-P-P-P-POWER!)  They are also the master minds behind this other (WTF) video below starring Paul Rudd.

Yea. I tend to close my eyes too when I see myself naked. It’s not a pretty sight. It’s why I put a robe on before I– hah! Who am I kidding? I hop out of the shower and stare at my nerdy self in the mirror while I drip dry. It’s a sight to behold, ladies. ;)

As expected, this game will have a lot of WTFs involved. Muscle March is already out on WiiWare.  If you haven’t picked it up yet, well, I don’t blame you. As seen in the fake infomercial above, I too don’t want to turn into a body builder that goes around in a small (almost thong) like bikini bottom.

This Snuggie thing has got to stop ruining franchises left and right.  Do people not understand its a backwards robe?! Why are people buying this? More importantly why are be companies, like Capcom, agreeing to give our their brand or franchise to this weird product?

Ugh. This is all sorts of wrong.

[via HotTopic]

Muscle March is a WiiWare game where you chase a guy who has stolen something of yours. And you pose your character’s muscle built half naked body with the WiiMote and Nunchuck to go through holes in the wall. Yes. It’s an import from Japan. Of course.

The Christian religion always seems to want to be part of the “in-crowd.” They want to be known as cool and hip.  But, every time I see a product like this, it feels like your parents went to go with you to that teen party and pretend they are teens too. Before Mass: We Pray the video game, I thought Guitar Praise was fake.  But then I found out it’s real. Now, I don’t know what to think about this video game trailer above.

Now, I’m not bashing on the Christian or Catholic religions. But I just think religious traditions should stick to non-video game worships. You’re already on the radio and TV. Leave this medium alone, please.

After doing a double take to the first auto-complete search result, I mouthed the words “W T F” to myself. Either someone’s Google keyword bombing worked or people on the internet are just plain weird. Seriously. WTF is wrong with you people?