The end is nigh: UK toy distributor Zappies Ltd. is producing daleks. Inflatable daleks!
Yes, daleks. They of the “EXTERMINATE! EX-TER-MI-NATE!” are now available in adorable blow-up car form, specifically so little tykes can hop inside and drive them around. Because children weren’t already capable of enough destruction without their own fascimile of the universe’s most vertically-challenged threats, complete, apparently, with the ability to shriek catchphrases.
Has nobody seen the recent Doctor Who series enough to know what happens when you try and domesticate daleks? You just watch; they’ll be flying across the landscape exterminating us all!