New Cave Johnson Video – Now with 150% More Turrets!

In an effort to keep rabid fans satiated for another two weeks (2 WEEKS!? OMG!), another teaser video has been released with Aperture Science CEO Cave Johnson (voiced by J.K. Simmons).  This time around, Mr. Johnson is asking the average consumer to invest some cash into one of Aperture’s most successful military products, the turret.

The turrets, in my opinion, are one of the most original and recognizable aspects from Portal.  It was only natural they would make a return in Portal 2, but now Aperture is letting us know a little more about them.  For example, how on earth do they fit all those bullets in that small little body?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i-nMWgBUp0[/youtube]

Of course, keeping a turret in your house does require some lenghty instructions.  Valve states it is still reading through the 33,000-page instruction manual.  Check out a page of it here.

Some fans might recognize a few images found on that video.  At least three of them were used as teaser bait in the Portal: Still Alive version, where you had to de-code all the messages found on the radios throughout the testing chambers.

I have been waiting ever-so-patiently for April to arrive.  Now it is just two weeks until the official release of Portal 2.  April 19th, here we come!

[Portal 2 Official Blog]

Images and video courtesy of Valve