Rett
Rett Lucas likes a good handshake. He loves America. Therefore, he hates the French. One time he swallowed an entire bag of warheads. And it wasn’t the candy. He got in a fight with just his beard, he lost his sideburns but his mustache prevailed. I heard he wrestles bears, but is very kind to them once he wins. Check out some of his music at www.myspace.com/americanjoyband.