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Rett

Rett Lucas likes a good handshake. He loves America. Therefore, he hates the French. One time he swallowed an entire bag of warheads. And it wasn’t the candy. He got in a fight with just his beard, he lost his sideburns but his mustache prevailed. I heard he wrestles bears, but is very kind to them once he wins. Check out some of his music at www.myspace.com/americanjoyband.

Top 5 Reasons You Should Be Playing Undead Nightmare

The VGA’s have come and gone, accompanied by the usual cries of “lame” from millions of gamers who get their hopes up every year.  However, I can’t argue with Red Dead Redemption winning multiple awards.  The game had everything you could ask for, fully embracing the challange of bringing the wild west to video gamers

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Uncharted 3 Announced

If you enjoyed Uncharted 1 and 2 (and I’m sure you did, lovely reader, seeing as you’re not a Communist), then get ready for Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception.  Details are sparse, but what we do have suggests that it will focus on Drake’s relationship with Sully and be set in the desert.  Check the video

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Top 5 Mistakes Your Grandma is Going to Make Shopping

The holiday season is just around the bend, and you are sure to get your fair share of bad gifts. Itchy sweaters, fruitcakes, and socks are always a drag, but there might be nothing worse than getting bad video game gifts. The ride from excitement town to disappointment city is never fun. These mistakes can

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Free DLC Coming for Monday Night Combat

Monday Night Combat is one of the greatest titles on Xbox Live Arcade and has earned a sizable following who can’t get enough bacon and juice.  Uber Entertainment is looking to reward loyal fans with some free DLC dropping on 1 December.  The DLC pack, named “Spunky Cola Special,” will include a new crossfire arena

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Top 5 Games I Haven’t Beaten

I love video games. I love playing them, reading about them, and talking to other people about them. Unfortunately I don’t have time to beat them all. Sometimes I don’t even have time to beat the big ones. I’m talking the AAA titles that everyone will be talking about. I know I am not alone

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Top 5 Games for When You Are Done with Black Ops

Call of Duty:Black Ops is out, and gamers will begin their hibernation period as they endlessly pwnn noobs and destroy the zombie horde. I even wrote an article about it. If, however, you grow dissatisfied with your Call of Duty experience, there is no need to fear. Many great games are still due out relatively

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Top 5 Reasons I am Excited for Call Of Duty Black Ops

Call of Duty:Black Ops is going to steamroll through your personal life next Tuesday, and millions of gamers couldn’t be happier. Sure, there are some worries when Treyarch is behind the wheel and not Infinity Ward. Still, this game is going to dominate the sales charts and the online scene for months to come. So

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Top 5 Gaming Halloween Costumes

Halloween is approaching, and that means it is time to play dress-up. With the popularity of gaming today it is a fairly common sight to see people dressed as their favorite video game characters. So here are my Top 5 Gaming Halloween Costumes. 5) Mario and Luigi   This has to go on the list

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Top 5 Sequels of This Generation

The holidays are almost upon us, and the games couldn’t be any bigger.  Sequels are bombarding us around every corner; only time will tell if they can live up to their predecessors.  In the hopes that they will (I’m looking at you Fallout: New Vegas), here are some sequels from this generation that delivered on

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